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100 Valentine Day Captions: Funniest Lines You've Never Heard Before!

100 Valentine Day Captions: Funniest Lines You've Never Heard Before!

Got a photo but stuck for a caption? Our Valentine Day Captions article is chock-full with ideas, whether you want something funny, romantic, or a little bit of both!

Looking for the right words to pair with that perfect picture for Valentine day? Well, you've come to the right place. We've got a great selection of cute, funny, and downright adorable Valentine day captions for you.

So whatever your Valentine's Day plans, we're here to help you add that splash of magic to your social media posts. Let's dive in, shall we?

Valentine's Day Captions: Funny

Valentine Day Captions funny 
  1. "Love is like a fart - if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
  2. "Is there a Valentine's Day for those who love sleeping?"
  3. "All you need is love... and a bottle of wine."
  4. "I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
  5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, love is fun, and so are you!"
  6. "Love is when you can be your weird self together."
  7. "Chocolates and love - best friends forever!"
  8. "The best conversations happened in silence, like when you ate the last slice of pizza."
  9. "If love is all you need, what happened to Wi-Fi and Netflix."
  10. "February 14? I thought you said April Fools."
  11. "Love, kisses, and Valentine's wishes."
  12. "I'd break carbs instead of hearts."
  13. "Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you love yourself enough."
  14. "Valentine's Day captions? Oh yeah, because what says romance better than a sarcastic comment!"
  15. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry I gave you 2 min noodles for dinner, my cooking skills are limited too!"
  16. "My love for you is like my data plan – unlimited, unless we hit roaming."
  17. "Roses are red, violets are fine, let's order takeout instead of dining."
  18. "Love is like a good meal, it looks better on Instagram."
  19. "Together we're like a pair of socks; odd and mismatched but somehow we work."
  20. "This Valentine's Day, let's make a toast to our love... and to not having to share dessert."

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Valentine's Day Captions: Romantic

Valentine Day Captions romantic 
  1. “My heart beats only for you."
  2. "When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."
  3. "Your love is the spark that lights up my life."
  4. "Together, our love is infinite."
  5. "Forever & ever, my heart is yours."
  6. "My love for you is deeper than the ocean."
  7. "You're my sunshine on a cloudy day."
  8. "Our love story is my favorite."
  9. "With you, life is a fairytale."
  10. "You are my happily ever after."
  11. "You're my forever Valentine; today, tomorrow and for the rest of our lives."
  12. "In a sea of people, my eyes will always be searching for you.”
  13. "In case you ever foolishly forget, I am never not thinking of you."
  14. "Love is not about how many days, weeks or months you’ve been together. It's about how much you love each other every day."
  15. "You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars."
  16. "With you, every day feels like Valentine's Day."
  17. "Your love paints a beautiful picture of what love really means."
  18. "Every love song is about you."
  19. "The stars in their galaxy can't compare to the sparkle in your eyes."
  20. "In your arms is where I belong."
  21. "Our love is like a fine wine, it only gets better with time."
  22. "Loving you has been my favorite adventure."
  23. "Capture my heart, and the world stands still."
  24. "I found all the romance of life in your lovely eyes."
  25. "You are my dream come true, my knight in shining armor, and my one true love."

Valentine's Day Captions from Song Lyrics

Valentine Day Captions from song lyrics 
  1. "All of me loves all of you." - John Legend
  2. "Just the way you are." - Bruno Mars
  3. "Baby, you're all that I want." - Bryan Adams
  4. “It's a love story, baby just say yes" - Taylor Swift
  5. "I could hold you for a million years." - Adele
  6. "I have died every day waiting for you." - Christina Perri
  7. "Can't help falling in love with you." - Elvis Presley
  8. "You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you." - Frankie Valli
  9. "When you're gone, the pieces of my heart are missing you." - Avril Lavigne
  10. "Can you feel the love tonight?" - Elton John

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Valentine's Day Captions from Movie Quotes

Valentine Day Captions from movie quotes 
  1. “You had me at hello.” - Jerry Maguire
  2. “You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.” - Gone with the Wind
  3. “You complete me.” - Jerry Maguire
  4. “I wish I had done everything on Earth with you.” - The Great Gatsby
  5. "I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day." - The Notebook
  6. "I love you, I knew it from the moment I saw you." - Silver Linings Playbook
  7. "I've fallen in love. I'm an ordinary woman. I didn't think such violent things could happen to ordinary people." - Brief Encounter
  8. "I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." - Lord of the Rings
  9. "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." - Dracula
  10. "After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." - Notting Hill

Valentine's Day Captions for Singles

valentine day captions 
  1. "Happy Singles Awareness Day!
  2. "Living my best life, with or without a valentine.
  3. "All you need is self-love."
  4. "Who needs a valentine when I've got wine and pizza?"
  5. "I'm single, you're single, let's celebrate together."
  6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm my own Valentine, how about you?"
  7. "I'm single and sensational."
  8. "Let's celebrate the love we have for ourselves this Valentine's Day."
  9. "You can't love someone else until you love yourself."
  10. "Treating myself this Valentine's like the queen that I am!"
  11. "Single, not sorry."
  12. "Who needs a state-declared day to express their love? Not me."
  13. "Happy Valentine's Day to myself. I love you."
  14. Single and ready to... binge-watch my favorite show."
  15. "Sorry, I'm in a relationship with my career."
  16. "I'm not alone on Valentine's Day, I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom."
  17. "Cupid called, he said to tell you that he needs my heart back."
  18. "Valentine’s Day or as I like to call it, ‘All the chocolate goes on sale tomorrow’ Day."
  19. "Table for one, party awesome."
  20. "Roses are red, I’m feeling blue, because I’m not spending Valentine’s with you... or anyone else."

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Valentine's Day Captions for Pets

Valentine Day Captions pet 
  1. "Love is a four-legged word."
  2. "You've got a paws-itively big piece of my heart."
  3. "You are my purr-fect valentine."
  4. "My furry valentine."
  5. "Home is where your furry friend is waiting for cuddles."
  6. "The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog."
  7. "Yappy Valentine's day from my bark-heart to yours."
  8. "This Valentine's, my heart is full of puppy love."
  9. "Home is where my cat is."
  10. "Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm a dog."
  11. "Furry kisses and Valentine's wishes."
  12. "Whiskering you a Happy Valentine's Day filled with treats and cuddles."
  13. "My Valentine has paws and a tail, and I'm totally okay with that."
  14. "Snuggles with my fur-baby: My idea of a purr-fect Valentine's Day."
  15. "Love is wet noses, wagging tails, and purring hearts. Happy Valentine's Day to my furry soulmate!"

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Valentine Day Captions

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There you have it, 100 valentine day captions ideas to make your Valentine day happier. From funny one-liners that'll make your cat roll its eyes to sweet nothings that could melt chocolate, there's a caption for every type of Valentine’s Day mood. So, why settle for boring when you can sprinkle your posts with the magic of creative Valentine's Day captions? Go on, make your followers laugh, sigh, and hit that 'like' button!